I’ve spent the past few days trying to think of a cool comeback I could have shouted at the bro who leaned out of a car to say that he could “see my vagina” when I was riding a bike in a dress. If I was a different person and shouted at people. The only thing I can think of is…
I’m not really any quicker, or any smoother, but often times I resort to “chodes last a lifetime”
do I have a Moral Obligation to tell my boss that making a company-wide harlem shake video is no longer a Cool Thing To Do?
HOLY SHIT DID IT HAPPEN?!?!?!?!??!?!?! DID THEY ASK YOU TO DO ONE?!?!?!??!
i had this once when i was in boston and got drunk and it was great. i wish i could get lagunitas in Ohio.
This is Christine. She REALLY enjoys devouring my sons dirty cloth diapers. This particular diaper that she destroyed cost $32. I’m sure it was delicious.
OH, CHILD. DO YOU THINK FASHION IS ABOUT CLOTHING?
IS POLITICS ABOUT PUBLIC SERVICE? IS SUCCESS ABOUT ARTISTIC INTEGRITY?
EVERYTHING IS A GAME, SWEET THING. AN ATTITUDE. A GLORIOUS AND WONDERFUL SHOW.
ACT THE PART, OR YOU’LL BE WAITING FOREVER FOR A CALLBACK THAT NEVER COMES.