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honeyfortea:

do I have a Moral Obligation to tell my boss that making a company-wide harlem shake video is no longer a Cool Thing To Do? 

HOLY SHIT DID IT HAPPEN?!?!?!?!??!?!?! DID THEY ASK YOU TO DO ONE?!?!?!??!

deeodoront:

i had this once when i was in boston and got drunk and it was great. i wish i could get lagunitas in Ohio.

deeodoront:

i had this once when i was in boston and got drunk and it was great. i wish i could get lagunitas in Ohio.

dogshaming:

This is Christine. She REALLY enjoys devouring my sons dirty cloth diapers. This particular diaper that she destroyed cost $32. I’m sure it was delicious. 

dogshaming:

This is Christine. She REALLY enjoys devouring my sons dirty cloth diapers. This particular diaper that she destroyed cost $32. I’m sure it was delicious. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, CHILD. DO YOU THINK FASHION IS ABOUT CLOTHING?
IS POLITICS ABOUT PUBLIC SERVICE? IS SUCCESS ABOUT ARTISTIC INTEGRITY?
EVERYTHING IS A GAME, SWEET THING. AN ATTITUDE. A GLORIOUS AND WONDERFUL SHOW.
ACT THE PART, OR YOU’LL BE WAITING FOREVER FOR A CALLBACK THAT NEVER COMES.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, CHILD. DO YOU THINK FASHION IS ABOUT CLOTHING?

IS POLITICS ABOUT PUBLIC SERVICE? IS SUCCESS ABOUT ARTISTIC INTEGRITY?

EVERYTHING IS A GAME, SWEET THING. AN ATTITUDE. A GLORIOUS AND WONDERFUL SHOW.

ACT THE PART, OR YOU’LL BE WAITING FOREVER FOR A CALLBACK THAT NEVER COMES.